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爆笑:中式英语吓倒老外

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑地 前台小姐:Hello. 老外:Hi. 前台小姐:You have what thing? 老外:Can you speak english? 前台小姐:If I not speak english, I am speaking what? 老外:Can anyb

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搞笑的美国人电话留言精选

搞笑得美国人电话留言精选

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国人取英文名的趣文(从老外的角度看)

某个老外说到他觉得中国人(特别是香港和台湾人)在取英文名字时有一种现象,这是几个外国朋友发现的 叫 michael的通常都很自负觉得自己受到众人欢迎,有点花痴 叫 gary的通常都很弱智 常做白痴的事情 叫 jessica的通常都很精明算的很精讲话永远都有官方说法 叫 ruby 的也

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街舞专有名词中英文对照

收录B-BOY动作及其它相关名词独家中文解释.这个记号 (*) 将标示出动作的困难度。 五个(*)是最高难度的,一个(*)则是最简单的。 B-BOY Breaking boy,boogie boy, 只要是跳 break 的都叫 b-boy . CREW B-boy 的团体。 BATTLE 个人或 b-boy 团体间的挑战 ( 俗称尬舞 ) . BU

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令人爆笑的童言无忌经典笑话

令人爆笑的童言无忌经典笑话

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英语笑话:One yuan

英语笑话:我在马路边捡到了一块钱

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英语“语无伦次”奖评选布什屈居第二

英语“语无伦次”奖评选布什屈居第二

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搞笑图:How to pose like this

请看书名是: How to pose like this? :)

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笑话:I'd like a cheeseburger

A man in a library walks up to the librarian and says, Hi, Id like a cheeseburger. The librarian says, Sir, this is a library. The man says, (whispering)Hi, Id like a cheeseburger.

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英语幽默:roast pig 烤乳猪

roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:Not bad, I am next to the pig. But then he noticed the angry fat...

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愚人节精选英文短信 April fools day SMS / text messages

看看西方人怎么用短信整人 :) How dare they fool you If today any 1 talks praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st....

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新意:看看用英语怎么样写对联

别有一番情趣:看看用英语怎么样写对联 对联是一种独特的文学艺术形式,讲究对仗、平仄,历来属于中文。但凡事总有例外,随着中西方文化的相互交流增多,对联也出现了中西合璧的现象。例如1936年,鲁迅先生逝世,郭沫若就写过这样一副挽联:平生功业尤拉化;旷世文章属阿Q。(提

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最经典搞笑的电话留言提示语(英文)Best Answering Machine Messages

1. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why were not here, so leave a message. 2. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be...

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趣味双语:教你15招轻松识骗子

15招识破骗子 Quite often a person feels the need to lie about something - if you are the person being lied to, there are a few simple tips for catching the liar out. This is a list of the top 15 tips....

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国名趣解

国名竟可以如此浪漫之 1、C.h.i.n.a.中国 come here.i need affection.来这,我需要爱

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英语也“对仗”:爆笑英语对联欣赏

对联是一种独特的文学艺术形式,讲究对仗、平仄,历来属于中文。但凡事总有例外,随着中西方文化的相互交流增多,对联也出现了中西合璧的现象。 一位数学教师英年早逝后,教英语的妻子写的一副挽联: 为X、Y、Z送了君命; 教w、F、S依靠何人? 上联巧用代数中常用的符号,突出

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英语中10类对女人的搞笑称呼

英语中对女性的称呼可谓丰富,且谐趣十足。这些称呼多用于口语,表现出称呼者对被称呼者的态度、情感以及彼此之间的微妙或显而易见的关系。 1、old hen老婆子 俗语,男性用语,专用于中年以上的女性。除开玩笑的场合外,女性不太欢迎这一称谓。因为old hen的字面意思是

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轻松一刻:最强中国式英语笑翻YOU

1、we two who and who ? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2、how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3、you dont bird me,I dont bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers

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美国经典晚间脱口秀笑话

On his radio show yesterday, Rush Limbaugh called Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor a 'reverse racist.' I got to hand it to Limbaugh. That guy is a reverse genius. --Jimmy Fallon...

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英语趣味IQ测试-No.1

为避免过早看到答案,请向下拉动网页查看答案。 1. Create two words using the following ten letters each once only. 用下面的10个字母拼出两个单词,每个字母只能用一次。 MYSEVODLTA 2. What number should replace the question mark? 问号处应该填什么数字? 3.

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你需要知道的趣味事实 Interesting Facts

Interesting Facts Did you Know? 1. 10% of the world's population speak English as their mother tongue (Chinese 21%, Spanish 6%, Russian 6%, Malay 4%, Hindi 4%, Japanese 3%, Arabic 3%, Portuguese 3%,...

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夏日保持凉爽的20种方法 20 Cheap Ways to Stay Cool

Trying to keep your air conditioning bill down? Here are 20 ways to stay cool without touching the thermostat: Wear less clothing Wear breatheable, natural fabrics like cotton, silk and linen Wear...

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2010年度最离奇新闻

2010年就要过去了,一起来回顾一下一年中最离奇、最荒诞、最精彩的新闻吧。 Some weird, wild and wonderful stories coloured the news in 2010: 爱情专座。 哥本哈根一家公交公司在103辆公交车上为寻找知心爱人的单身人士开设了爱情专座。这家英国所有的阿里纳公交公

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科学家的幽默让你HOLD不住

The 2011 Ig Nobel winners, awarded Thursday at Harvard University by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine: 本周四,由科学幽默杂志《不可思议研究年报》主办的2011搞笑诺贝尔奖于哈佛大学公布。 以下是获奖名单: PHYSIOLOGY: Anna Wilkinson, Natalie Se

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Facebook笑话一则

Facebook Love My ex(前夫) and I had a very amicable(友好的) divorce(离婚). I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status Im getting a divorce, he was the first one to click Like.

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你的Email地址反应出你的计算机水平

What You Email Address Says About You Heres what your e-mail address says about your computer skills: Own domain (e.g., @joesmith.com): Youre skilled and capable (能干的) . @gmail.com :When the Internet...

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爆笑美式英语VS英式英语

视频一开始这位男生就闹了个笑话,pants在英国指的可是短裤哦!男生其实是想称赞女生的trousers很漂亮。难道这就是传说中的词汇量不同就不能在一起?! 美国的crisp到了英国变chips,英国的chips到了美国变成了french fries!英国的fizzy drink到美国就变成了soda你被

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奥巴马上演爆笑脱口秀

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. Good evening, everybody. Good evening. I could not be more thrilled to be here tonight --at the White House Correspondents Dinner. This is great crowd. Theyre already...

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英美大不同爆笑相声版

A: What do you think is the problem between the English and the Americans? B: That's a very interesting question, because both nationalities share a common language and are usually on the same side in...

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伦敦小孩模仿全世界24种英语口音

这个伦敦男孩在视频里一口气模仿了24种不同国家地区的英语口音其实这是不是和讲相声的可以模仿全国各地不同方言一样呢?于是请大家淡定,咱中国的方言加起来肯定比英语的口音要多得多! 首先,在听各种口音之前,大家很可能已经被这孩子的英式口音弄晕了,来看看他一上

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最搞笑的请假理由

We all have to pay the bills, but sometimes the office is literally the last place in the universe you want to be. The reasons can run the gamut. Employees can sometimes be led to creative extremes to...

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英语笑话中英对照

Anxious (着急) The wife says to the neighbor: My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼,焦虑)! An insider(知情人) says: Let it be. Would you...

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十二生肖的表达以及在英语中的喻义

生肖是代替十二地支、用来表示人们出生的12种动物,即鼠、牛、虎、兔、龙、蛇、 马、羊、猴、鸡、狗、猪。如寅年出生的人属虎,卯年出生的人属兔。生肖也就是俗 话说的属相,是中国人特有的一种表示出生时间的方式,相当于西方的黄道十二星座 (双鱼座、白羊座、金牛座

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愚人节之打印机恶作剧

贴在公司的打印机上,在一旁偷看你的同事对着打印机说话,而打印机没有任何反应 :)

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